cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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4 days ago
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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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4 days ago
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not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

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4 days ago
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rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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4 days ago
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nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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4 days ago
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twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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4 days ago
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officialannakendrick:

when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering

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4 days ago
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